February 2012
“People freak me out. People make me scared. People make me so damn self-aware.”
– Andrew Jackson Jihad - “Self-Esteem” (via michaelgarrity
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Gives my dad my report card, which is all A’s and high B’s except for one C.
Dad: You know that C is really bringing your GPA down..
My GPA dropped from a 3.8 to a 3.7. Are you fucking kidding me?
“Why don’t I believe in God? No, no no, why do YOU believe in God? Surely the...”
– Ricky Gervais on being asked why he doesn’t believe in God (via chawan)
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“I know a boy who called his girlfriend’s body a “crime scene.” Dad, my body is...”
– “Communion,” Jeanann Verlee (via clavicola)
“When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...”
– “Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee (via clavicola)
I may be ugly and annoying but at least I listen...
Reblog this and see what you get.
dearlybeloveddeathbat:
vengenzismine:
wake-up-the-world:
tumblrsloth:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
PLEASE
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“What is music? How can one define it? Music is a calm moonlit night, a rustling...”
– Sergei Rachmaninoff
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It still amazes me how quick my mood goes from bad to good just from seeing my brother.
“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton (via cuntdia)
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iamcatherine:
Spend enough time with someone and your opinion of them will change.
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